RUCKA RUCKA ALI LYRICS
album: "Black Man Of Steal" (2015)
Yeah, It's A Plane (Intro)
Hey look up in the sky
It's a bird
It's a plane
It's some kind of U.F.O
its
up up yup
It's a plane
there there it goes
yup
yup there it goes right into that building
ahh shucks
well this is a case for
no don't say it
uhhh its a case for
sup
yup
don't say it dont say it
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
woups
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Supa Black Man
[Verse 1:]
Everything was great, 'til I showed up
That's the message that I get from the hate
Like, "Wait a minute, hold up!"
9-1-1 hung up when you called up
So who you gonna call when the airplane rolled up?
Supa Black Man, I'm a coked-up superhero!
Looking like a cross between Tupac and Bob DeNiro.
Like a boss, I'm lonely
I land on my feet when I speak up, but at what cost?
Are we lost as a culture?
Free speech tossed to the side by the butthurt, PC vultures...
Fuck you, look what you've done!
I'm the one cleaning up after all you cunts
Everyone it's...
[Hook 1:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm here to help you!)
Supa Black Man! (I got drugs to sell you!)
Supa Black Man! (I fight for justice!)
Supa Black Man! (But nobody would trust us!)
[Verse 2:]
Fuck's this internet? I never heard of it.
Kitty-cat pics just account for a third of it.
Pictures of tits, for some fat kid to fap
Sittin' back, talkin' mack with some faggots playing Minecraft?
Fuck the shit, I don't even go online!
I send smoke signals, let my Nuckas know when it's time.
'Cause what I'm doing is fine, but what I do is a crime.
And when you look for truth, you won't always love what you find, yo.
I knocked over a couple buildings, my bad.
You'd understand with the life I had.
See, I was born in jail, I will die in jail
And if I see you in jail, I'll fuck your ass for real!
I never knew what wrong, I never knew what was right
I wasn't white, so I didn't know to read or to write
But I could fight, so I did. I killed and I stole shit!
My X-ray vision sees through the bullshit!
[Hook 2:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm from the streets!)
Supa Black Man! (I got smoky treats!)
Supa Black Man! (Man, fuck the police!)
Supa Black Man! (I got a gold piece!)
[Repeat Hook 1]
[Bridge:]
[News Announcer:] Chaos, on the streets of Detroit, as notorious black man, Rucka Rucka Ali, is finally arrested on eighty-five counts, of being black...
[Rucka Rucka Ali:] Let me go, man! This is some bullshit! This is just like when they arrested OJ! You know what I'm sayin'? That's an American hero! He rushed 2,000 yards in 1973... Free OJ!
[Hook 3:]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm innocent!)
Supa Black Man! ('Cause I didn't do shit!)
Supa Black Man! (This is all some bullshit!)
Supa Black Man! ('Cause I didn't do shit!)
[Repeat Hook 1]
[Verse 3:]
So remember this day
I tried to help out, but the world all pushed me away, It's gay!
When will the hate end toward me!
When Jesus brings us some love and some pizza?
And he was black too, 'cause he a black Jew!
Tried to send a message, but it must not fax through
And if I ask, you where we all goin...
Would you say we got one whole pad he's only known as...
[Repeat Hook 1]
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm the blackest!)
Supa Black Man! (I know where the crack is!)
Supa Black Man! (I kill people for practice!)
Supa Black Man! (So you best wear jackets!)
Supa Black Man! (Yo, I'm here to help you!)
Supa Black Man! (I got drugs to sell you!)
Supa Black Man! (I fight for justice!)
But when we go to jail? Yeah, it's just us!
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Ebola (La La)
(Fergie "L.A. Love" parody)
(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
(La la la la la)
Rucka Rucka Ali
I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West side
It hides in the suitcase
Two days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
And give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
And leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
I drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
And I give no fucks
They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
I'm sorry but you have it and I have it
But you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the enemy
Listen
I have Ebo (La la la la la)
And you have Ebo (La la la la la)
And we have Ebo (La la la la la)
Everybody has Ebo (La la la la la)
Selena has Ebo (La la la la la)
Justin has Ebo (La la la la la)
Taylor has Ebo (La la la la la)
Jesus has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh
Airports
Check if he's black
He could have Ebola
So send him back
In fact keep an eye
On the Black Eye Peas
Mostly Black and Eye
Don't worry about Peas
And the Cosby's
Could have Ebola
Also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit
Until this crisis is contained
Don't let the Obama's
On the plane
'Cause they black
They could have Ebola
Might as well also
Watch for Arabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep them safe
In Guantanamo Bay
I'm sorry everybody for the drama
But we're gonna get Ebola
If we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent
I have Ebo (La la la la la)
You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Obama has Ebo (La la la la la)
Kanye has Ebo (La la la la la)
Will Smith has Ebo (La la la la la)
Tupac has Ebo (La la la la la)
Steve Harvey has Ebo (La la la la la)
Magic Johnson has Ebo (La la la la la)
And AIDS
Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas
Have Ebola
Stephanie DJ and Kimmy Gibbler
Have Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow
You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Your mom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ariana has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ben Affleck has Ebo (La la la la la)
Matt Damon has Ebo (La la la la la)
He got it from Ben Affleck (La la la la la)
The Kardashians have Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola
I have some Ebola
We all have Ebola
We need some Ricola
And some Pepsi Cola
Tommy has Ebola
Billy has Ebola
Jason has Ebola
Trini has Ebola
Oh wait no she died years ago
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I'm Obama
(parody of "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore)
Michelle, can we go bomb dropping?
I'm gonna smoke some crack,
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
Bitch, I want some corn dogs
I walk up into Congress like
What up with all the ruckus?
I'm the lead speaker
Of the Big Black Caucus
I'm here to give back
To all my crackheads and junkies
Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old ass honky!"
I'm a little fuckin' lazy
I get high with Jay-Z
and give myself a raise,
cuz I'm the one who pays me
Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
Now let me get a chicken samwich at the KFC
Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents!
I'm just gonna pocket shit
Chicken bits and chocolate chips
And anyone that's starting shit
is getting hit with rocket ships
I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit
It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse?
I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan
No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan
Standin' round, handing out burritos at the border
Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters
You want fucking health care?
I'll give you some MichelleCare
Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare
Food Stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go?
I'm gonna choke a tramp
Homie, got glocks in my pocket
All your mamas workin' for Obama
On the White House street corner
I'm gonna smoke a pack
Only got a couple fried chicken buckets
Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin,
It's a fucking foursome
What you know about fightin' against evil?
What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people?
I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant
One man's nigga is another man's president
I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa
All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill
I cut through lines at Disney rides
And the cider mill
Playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties
In the Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka
I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthafucka
I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks, muthafucka
They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb"
I'm like "Yo, how about these broke ass teachers?"
Kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money
So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach.
I call that a plain common sense solution
I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution
I hate America! First chance I get,
You can bet I'll give this place
Back to the Cherokas
If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden
It sorta kinda looks like Obama Binen
I'ma Muslim, praise Osama,
And I did 9/11, it was a mistake!
One I'm not proud of
How could I have known you'd elect me president?
I look like a Taliban marathon runner,
This is awkward
I'm gonna bomb Iraq
Before they try to build a nuclear rocket
Achmadina, daba duba dilla,
Bitch I'm comin' for ya
I smoke the baddest dro
I stole a Camaro
I boned the fattest ho
From that bus stop down the road
I drop the baddest bombs
I was born in Taiwan
I can do what I want
Got them fly ass Nigga drones
I'm gonna smoke some crack,
Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
Bitch, I want some pork chops.
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All About That Rice
(feat. DJ Not Nice)
Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
Oh, herro,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice, rice, rice
I ain't no Japanese, I don't know kung-fu,
But I could bake a bacon, it's what I chose to do,
I got that Goo Goo sauce, give you a taste of my soy sauce, all over your face (heh)
Don't go to P.F. Chang, fuck all that ihop, I give you Goo Goo beef, with side of soda pop,
If you are really hungry, come eat it up, chicken cum with fortune cookie & a wonton lollipop
Yeah my grandma she told me put curry on all the rice (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
She said curry is better with Goo Goo mixed up inside (curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
So if that's what you're into then go different restaurant
Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
Vote Pedro,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice (hey)
I'm bringing curry back, go head & tell them chinky ninja's that,
No I just play I know you think you're black,
But I here to tell you every meal come with coupon for half off at Dry Cleaning Store,
Yeah my grandma she told me put curry on all the dogs (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
She said boys like a little more curry with shitzu paws (curry, curry, ah, curry, curry)
Yeah I won't be no bitch nigga serving you free eggroll (drop, drop egg drop, drop),
So if that's what you're into then go leave the restaurant
Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
You want Jell-O?,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice
Because you know I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No Eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
No eggroll,
I'm all about that rice, about that rice,
You are negro?,
I'm all about that rice, you want eggroll? No dice
I'm all about that rice, It's good rice,
I'm all about that rice, for good price,
I'm all about that rice, but we charge for ice,
I'm all about that rice, you know the love of Christ?
Welcome to America, you want to order?
You want Goo Goo chicken special?
No extra charge for Goo,
I have hole in my pocket, I feel cocky all day (hehe)
We have fresh Goo made daily
FreeRice
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Eff Germany
Bitch ass nigga
I don't like anyone in the fucking world
First Canada's a piece of shit,
And then Mexico
Cuz' I don't like the damn Norwegians
I don't like Sweden
Not a fan of the dirt poor assholes
In the Middle East
For the Africans I don't have the patience
And there's too many kinds of Asians
But of all the different types of races
The (the) worst (worst) is
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Bitch ass nigga
You know that hole in the ground
We once called England
Is now called Londonistan, full of Indians
I don't like Red China
Should be dead by now
I hate the continent of Mexico,
I mean South America
Been around the world and I've seen some gay shit
Wish I could erase it
Bu the one gayest of all the places
Is (is) guess who
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Jews, always with the bagels
Blacks, they'll steal your Dreidel
Wops, they're all bunch of dagos
(yeah, ahh)
How are you?
I am Arnold, the child of Hitler
A dark black man is a Schwarzenigger
I'm from Germany, my race is chosen
We marched through the street
Dressed in lederhosen
Rubber baby, buggy bumper
I break off your arm,
Eat your torso for supper
Discard your carcass and move to the next
Like fünf, I'm living between fear and sex
I did Nazi that coming
Anne Frankly, I do not care
Let's play, who's your daddy?
And is he in jail?
Who told you, you could touch MY cookies?
Stop it!
They were baked in the oven
Like the Jews
All the boys and girls think I'm the greatest
But have some patience,
When I'm president of this filthy nation
I'll teach you to say
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany
Fuck Germany (ahhh)
Fuck Germany
Bitch ass nigga
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Ginger
(parody of "Timber" by Pitbull)
I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.
Gingers! Have no friends.
And no one will have sex with them.
They come out at night they creep and crawl.
Who does God hate most of all? Gingers!
Who should have never been born? Gingers!
Who's adopted? Gingers!
Who belongs with floating turds in a fucking toilet bowl? Gingers!
Gingers are leprechauns, evil Irish little drunks.
They should all be killed at once!
Kill 'em and collect insurance.
But they're already fucking dead.
Skin is white, hair is red.
They like giving head to men in bed. It's gay.
I'm just a drunk with a temper.
Has anyone seen me lucky charms?
I'm just some scum from the shitter.
My hair is red, it's fucking wrong.
I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.
Prince Harry lookin' scary.
Virgin ginger german fairy
From the royal ginger cunts.
WTF is Kirsten Dunst? Ginger!
What's Conan O'Brien? Ginger!
Kanye? Nig... eh Ginger!
Ed Sheeran, Lindsay Lohan, Jesus fuckin Christ? Ginger!
Ginger grows in the ground, looking gross , tasting sour.
Creeping close without a sound, steal your soul, never found.
Gingers, eww, orange colored pubes.
And by the way, don't get me started on the jews.
Wait, what?
I just hate all stupid gingers.
They all are bad, none of them are good.
So suck my balls, evil gingers.
Like carrot top I hate them the most.
I'm just a dumb, redhead ginger!
You better run! I want your soul!
I'm just a pale, freckled ginger!
I came from hell, my blood is cold.
I have no soul.
I have no soul.
I want your soul.
I want your soul.
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1 Up
Here comes a motherfuckin' goomba
Here to steal your hoe
When you find that bitch,
She'll be pregnant fo show
Sliding through crack pipes
Jumping over shells
Just another motherfuckin' day in hell
I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago
Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go
Better when a letter from the princess says,
Help Me!
And then a nigga's gone bust some heads
I jump on em' SPLAT!
And I crush them bitches
My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes
He could be like me, He'll never be like me
Cause I'm a P-I-M-P
I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
Mario Lopez, cut my grass
Little android man with scissors on his dome
Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone
Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games
Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang
The plant with the teeth, living on a vine
With no mind, and no conscious
He eats what he could find
And them ghosty ass niggas seem to be deaf and blind
Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind
Nevermind the baby goombas, I killed before they lived
Spilled their blood cold blooded
I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered
The one I took this cape from
What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?
Running to the right, I'm always running to the right
This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life
And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different
I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight.
[Chorus]
I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass, dirty dog
Good for nothing motherfucker, suck a dick hoe
So, come on some real game and get on my level
I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto
Who took my bitch now, I'm joke, a trick, ow
I run this shit now, you ain't, you ain't shit.
[Chorus]
I got 1 Up on you, So bitch fuck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a bitch to save
And all you bitch maid suckers wanna fuck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullshit
bitch says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go kill a thousand fuckin' turtles
Them niggas endangered man, bitch says she loves animals
How you gon deal with this shit hoe?
Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that ass, hoe
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Obama Been Watchin'
Everybody get up
My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention
A black man is
In the White House
Please rest assured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you
If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house nigger
I see you on the
N-S-A
I hear you on the
N-S-A
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking shit about me
When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty picture
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it
I see you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
Come rub them titties
In my face
Showing your tits without me...
Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need
Your funds
I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a
Bull dyke
She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tappin' on your
Phone Lines
When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying fuck me
I can hear you talking shit
Telling people I ain't shit
Suck my giant hairy dick
I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE
I hear you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater
Hey fuck you Edward Snowden
Why you fuck with my shit for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport
I see him on the
N-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy
Come catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD
You wanna start shit?
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit porn that you watch
ONLINE
Oh, you embarrassed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your ass kicked in the
LUNCHLINE
Ya little faggot
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4eyed virgin
Book Worm
Ya feel like scrapping?
Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping
When you're walking
minding your business
Or at home trying
heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk shit
Be careful son
I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception
My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide
My ears are built in
Hearin'shit you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed
Edward Snowden
You fucked up, mah niggy
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
Fuckin' with me
I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your penis grows?
Smack a bitch
Get down
What's up now?
yeah
Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
Suck my balls
Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that
Hey that's me on the
N-S-A
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-C
This must be some kind of
mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives
With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys
Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
A crime?
I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps
I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi
Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ
Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
hehe hehe
As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you
Four more years
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I Have A Little Cock
I've got the smallest cock that anyone has ever had
My cock is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
When I fuck women with it, they never know when I begin
When I fuck women with it, they always ask "is it in?"
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
("U fuckin asshole Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the cock size average on the street (and the crime rate)
I have a little cock, a cock, a cock
I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus fuckin thanks a lot (when I am at church)
When bitches see my cock it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When bitches see my cock they always say well
That really does explain a lot
I have a little cock
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude
Cock, a cock, a cock, I have a little cock, have a little cock, little cock
It's just a real small micro wee, little cock, a cock, a cock
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little cock, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little cock
I have a small wee wee
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Bing Bong
Yes herro, where my snare?
Huh my snare ah poo
This one go out for all the real mc's
The real mc's is all chinee
Run tell yo bitch I say so
Here we go
Do you like hip hop I am big rapper,
I smoke crack when I'm trapped in the crapper,
You want snack? I have egg roll cracker,
You and me is like orange and apple,
I the best no you not good as me,
No one cook good Chinese food as me,
You wanna be like me? Nigga prea
You better run go hide in a tree,
I the master, you the student,
I cook good fried rice you ruin it,
You are bubbles, I King Kong,
I go ching chong, ding dong, bing bong,
Konichiwa mother fucker, I crazy
You other rappers in the game don't faze me,
I angry when a bitch don't pay me,
She go "oh help save me"
If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong
Yo back for a new verse
You fuck around and I put on you a curse,
Oo it hurts,
A ricka rucka rucka rucka Buffalo Wild Wings
[?] mild zing
I try to sell bootleg of lion king,
Now I accused of running two pedophile rings,
Have you ever heard a Chinese child sing?
This is the way we Nike Nike shoe,
Rubber dub I'm in the tub,
Splash splashing like a thug,
Playing with my rubber duck,
Do you bitches wanna fuck?
Beep, herro this wonton Paris,
We import wonton from Paris,
We grow our own beef and carrots,
Come and eat you faggots,
If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong
Yeah, everybody knows Chinese people invent hip hip
It was stole by black man, like my '92 Toyota Corolla
All you fake mc's can't spit fly rhymes like this here,
I spit for you today,
Thank you, come again,
You gay
If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong
If you like hip hop you will like this,
I send my kids pickpocket to steal yo wrist watch,
You stupid you get pickpocket by two kids
If you like hip hop I am tupac,
You can go suck two cock,
I just say bitch stop
Drop on the floor put your hands in the air
Bing bong, bing bong
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Because I'm White
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [repeat 3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
And if a black guy my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I'm white [3X]
(La da da da da da da da da)
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
That organic shit, it's good shit man
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
Give 'em some kale chips
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
You see that shit?
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
That's a doctor for your asshole
I been payin' into my 401k
Payin' my taxes and shit
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
You catch them CMAs?
I got this new washin' machine too
High efficiency nigga!
****************************************
Smack My Bitch
Dinner's running late behind, so I hit a bitch in the eye
I told her once, then I tell her twice, now get the ice
You fucked up my rice!
Told a bitch to get me some snacks, she must've thought I said "go relax"
I took my belt off and whooped her ass
Then took a bath, smoking my pipe...
Smacking my bitch, let a bitch know
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that bitch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your fucking mouth!
G-grew up on the rough side of town
I looked up to men like Chris Brown
I saw my momma get smacked around
My father's brown, he's younger than me!
I told the bitch all of my demands
Make some sammiches for ya man!
I ate too many and crapped my pants, then swung my hand
I smack her and sing...
Smacking my bitch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my bitch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't be smokin' crack, 'cause drugs are fucking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)
You... left the TV... on Honey Boo Boo!
Sunday at 9, on TLC!
Smacking my bitch, smacking my ho
Smacking my trick, just to let our love grow
One I hope, I'll make her my wife
And smack my bitch up, for the rest of my life!
Smacking my bitch, smacking my ho
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that bitch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. Bitch.
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your fucking mouth!
Smacking my bitch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my bitch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. Bitch.
I don't be smokin' crack, 'cause drugs are fucking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)
[Man:] Yeah, bitch... [slapping] Didn't I done tell you?!
[Woman:] Ow... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
[Man:] I come home, and dinner is pizza? And it's cold?!
****************************************
Coincidental Racist
When I was in the 3rd grade
I thought that I was black
'cause I couldn't swim
destined for a life of fly clothes and golden rims
told my mom the news with pride in my chest
she's like Rucka you never been arrested
or failed a drug test, you crazy
ha, guess she had a point ain't she
I remember adding it all up together in my mind
I'm a straight A student taking all honors and AP
and I can't watch full house if my grades fall behind
Guess I really am white
and that's all I'll ever be
in a world where it's cooler to be a minority
where you could dance and you could rap
if you're African or Black
but as a cracker what you do is automatically just whack
man it's hard, when even Obama won't acknowledge
the white half of him that got his ass through college
and the only white person working on CNN
is a smelly lame crooker tooth bloody Englishman
man fuck him
[Chorus:]
And I can't change
that I'm rich and white
that I live in a good neighborhood
and I can't change
that I'm rich and white
that I live in a good neighborhood
with my wife and car and doc
it stinks being white
it stinks being white
but it keeps me employed
and finding a job is hard
If I was Zimmerman I would think twitter hates me
Have you read the tweets
on the trending topics lately?
"Fuck you Zimmerman, you fat faggoty cracker"
it's like for every hate tweet George gets
He gets a calorie fatter
does it matter
that he took a black girl to the prom
or that he got a Mexican cleaning lady for a mom
Nah, just call him White
And he becomes our problem
Killing Trayvon means the same thing as racist
It's the same shit they did when Michael Jackson touched a kid
Oh he's White but he'll be Black when he dies and we forgive him
and how did Paula Dean learn them racist words in the kitchen?
If you ask me black and white isn't no different
they're the same thing
So I stay out of trouble
When I see black and white people
it's just like I'm seeing double
If you profile Blacks as more likely to be criminals
You rob them of the right to walk home eating skittles
Drinking watermelon flavored AriZona
You shoot 'em and the five-o shows up
for some high fives and donuts
Think it's time we finally have a honest racist discussion
the 99% of our time we talk about race is not enough
it should be a hundred
[Obama:]
"Uh, 35 years ago, I was Trayvon Martin,
I changed my name to Barack Hussein so I could run for president
of Pakistan
where I was born"
[Chorus:]
And I can't change
that I'm rich and white
and I went to a good private school
where I learned to read and write
it stinks being white
it stinks being white
but it keeps me alive
when I'm walking home at night
Justice for Trayvon
I'm pissed that you're gone
Wish we could of have shared a bag of skittles and a bong
but some things went wrong
Now you're up in heaven
I bet Bin Laden works the counter there at 7 eleven
and Zimmerman
you should apologize to Trayvon's mom
find a way to say you're sorry
coming straight from the heart
and a gift certificate to bed bath and beyond
won't fix everything
but it'll be a very nice way to start
Let the black kids walk home
from the store with munchies
'cause from whatever race you are
we all came from monkeys
it's time we get along
it's the we spread the love
this song is for Trayvon up above
[Chorus:]
And I can't change
that I'm rich and white
and I sit in Caribou
writing on my laptop
and I can't change
that I'm rich and white
and I'm afraid of black people
when I'm walking home at night
Rest in Peace Trayvon [x3]
You're my boy, my boy, my boy
You're my boy blue!
****************************************
Just Like Black Peoples
(Parody of Maroon 5 "Animals")
Baby I'm being a black tonight,
Turning my head off to the side,
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Maybe I'll drink a little sprite,
I can smell chicken for miles.
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Baby I'm.. I'm gonna watch some BET,
And walk with the limp like ET,
And you'll be mad when I live behind you,
And in the dark you wont see me
I'm invisible but you can see my teeth.
I'm like a floating smile beside you
Sipping grape soda in some tree
Tryna give all white bitches the D
I can play tennis or hockey
I can't swim and jet-ski
You know the man be holding me down
Pulling me over becuz I'm brown
And cuz I'm selling meth and weed and coke
Ohhh
Baby I'm being a black tonight,
I'm bringing a gun to a pillow fight
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
I'll be a pimp ass stolen ride
A couple of tattoos of Jesus Christ
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Baby I... so if I try its not enough
Always get blamed for stealing stuff
How would you like if everyone judged you
Ehy, a watermelon, I'll eat it up
And a white man, I'll beat him up
Its not my fault I can never trust you
Yeh, I can start over, its too late for me
I'll be in jail till I'm 93
I can pretend that I am free
In a state penitentiary
I've been in this system since I was born
Nobody told me whats right and whats wrong
How you expecting me to fucking know, BRO
Baby I'm being a black tonight,
I never have weed and I need a ride
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Baby I'll learn to read tonight
I've banged teacher and she's white
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Baby I, I'm popeyes, Ima black guy, I cant get a black eye,
I stole a car, I mean its mine, don't tell my mom.
Yeh yeh yeh
I'm black and I'm black and I'm black, so don't mess with me
Black as I'm black cuz I'm black that you arresting me
Why its gotta be like that, cuz I'm black?
Cuz I sell and smoke crack?
You don't wanna live next to me?
Don't bother me and I wont bother you
What, are you racist?
On what bases you call me lazy?
You see me on the corner, hustelling all day,
Give me money, comon, I got bills to not pay
I got things I need, like new nikes,
Give me money, comon, I got kids to not feed.
I buy my weed on the first and fifteen,
Arrest me, comon, I got rights for you to not read
Yeeeeeh booooooooooooooooooy
Baby I'm being a black tonight,
Got some crack for me to light
Just like black peoples, black peoples, like black peoples, yoo.
Baby I'll eat a chicken pie
Not gonna play xbox tonight
I play basketball, basketball, like black peoples, yoo
Baby I'm.. come get me high, I hit you back next time.
And I need a ride,
Yeh yeh yeh
I jump real high, my teeth are bright
I wake up at night
Uh oh, just kidding, I'm not racist, puh...
****************************************
I Wanna Rape
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape
girls in the city park
at the titty bar
driving a shitty car
I wanna rape
Eva Longoria, so hard...
I wanna rape
Girls at the KFC
givin' chicken to me
with extra skin and cheese
I wanna rape
the crazy Octomom eight times...
Jessica Simpson, Demi Lovato
Janet Jackson, her monkey Bubbles
Mila Kunis, Keira Knightley
Miley Cyrus
And, Alicia Keys
Meg on Family Guy
And all the Real Housewives
The whole Party Of Five
'cept the parents, cuz they died...
I wanna rape
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Halle Berry
Katy Perry
I wanna rape
Kate and Penelope Cruise (Cruz)
I wanna rape
Erin on CNN
Greta Van Susteren
and that one lesbian
and also rape
That hot Republican on The View (who knows her name?)
Selena Gomez
Lindsay Lohan
Eva Mendes
All the Teen Moms
Julianne Hough
Kate Middleton
Julianne Moore
And...
MARGE SIMPSON!
All the Kardashians (Except for Khloe)
Scarlett Johansson
and Wendy Willians
(and everyone thats on)
Dancing With The Stars
I wanna rape
Jessica Alba, Cher and Madonna
(I wanna rape)
Anna Kournikova...
I wanna rape
Paris and Nicky, JWoww and Snooki
I wanna rape
Holly Madison
I wanna rape...
Natalie Portman (Uma Thurman)
The Queen of England
And the 3 boob girl on Total Recall
Old one and new one...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
I wanna rape...
****************************************
I Love Michelle
I don't do a whole lot
I like to sit back and smoke pot
Do I like being President?
No
It counts as having a job
Now I can't get welfare
How the hell did I get myself here?
Just a couple more years until my unemployment check clears.
Yeah
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
Guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I can bomb anyone I want at anytime
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Ya know what's crazy
I never thought I would meet my kids, let alone raise them
Congress must get my child support checks
I'm not the one that pays them
I could steal a car, drive as fast as I want, take up 2 parking spaces when I park
And I still wouldn't go behind bars
I'm the president
I could poop on the oval desk
Set a new precedent
And put the turd I laid for sale on Ebay
And get the new Beats by Dre
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I got a drone in the sky and a gun in the street and a blunt in my mouth and I'm at KFC
I don't give a fuck about the whole Middle East
I just want Hot Sauce with whatever I eat
Yeah
These crazy ass Ayrabs ragin in them sandy nations
Please don't test my patience or else prepare for invasion
I want Middle East peace
We could all shake hands and plant some trees
Or I could bomb everyone with a smile
& we could close that file
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
Smoke some good trees
Bomb some countries
I'm brown and a Swede
I was born in Zimbabwe
Fi Fa Fo Fum
Eat my Scrotum
I got a gun
Give me your Funyuns
I love Michelle
I came from the ghetto
I guess I'm acting white
I love Michelle
But I could bomb anyone I want at any time
I love Michelle
Ya know I'm kinda fed up
I miss my life of crime
I love Michelle
But I guess I don't mind
I get high with Biden
I went to war last night
I was in a fight with Michelle and she was like
Boy you a weak ass wimpy Vegan
Lucky if you bomb anyone on weekends
Who me?
Yeah you weak
The only missile you aim is when you take a leak
But I bombed Afghanistan last week
Yeah you and every other Muslim Sheik
You know what, you just too nice
We'd be safer with president Ray Rice
Michelle, I'm getting upset
What you gonna do?
Condemn me at the UN?
You never get rough, you're not able
But the option is always on the table
Nyuka, impress a girl
Fuck it
Goodbye World
****************************************
Let's Talk About Race
Because you know we all should talk about race about race.
Don't be scared we could talk about race about race.
Come on who cares?
Let's all talk about race about race.
It's about time we all just talk about race about race.
The white race has no rhythm and isn't very cool.
The black race is faster and never stays in school.
There's many Asian races or that's just what they clam.
They all look the same.
They all just look the same.
The German race is mean it dunno when to stop.
It took over the Polish race they had to call the cops.
The Jewish race is smart but not the most athletic.
If it's to close to the Arab race ya better call a medic.
Obama's of multiple races but mostly black.
That's why he runs so good in his campaign like he smoked some crack.
And all the folks of the white race wonder how he runs so well.
It's all them African jeans, you can't buy them you're born with them.
So let's all talk about race about race.
Don't be scared we all could.
Talk about race about race, especially you know that one certain race.
it's about time we all talk about race about race.
Wait what?
There is no good and bad.
Everyone's special in a different way.
So don't you ever judge another race and everyone will run at there own pace (That's clever).
There so much drama with race every day it's around-the-clock.
If someone says something about race you know they could lose their job.
If you don't like certain races you best keep it to yourself.
I'd like to see American Indian race but there's none left (Whoops).
So let's all talk about race about race, why can't we all just finally talk about race about race.
Cause all we ever fucking talk about is race about race.
So let's all finally fuckin' talk about race about race.
I think we all should really talk about race about race, and all share our feelings.
Talk about race about race.
It's time that everybody.
talk about race about race.
So let's just everybody.
Talk about race about race.
****************************************
I'm Osama
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Okay now turn left
I SAID TURN LEFT
"For everything else... there's Mastercard"
Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over
Hi we're gonna die
Here's a plastic bag for cover bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
P;uitgf)(*&^vxzn/zjki;&%agfsbcsz dirkistan
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
You heard of One Direction?
I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein
I flew a plane on 9/11
Yes I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like "oh he got a telephone"
I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm I'm Osama
Sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at (Thank you)
I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston
"TOO SOON"
Shit I blew my balls off
Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden
This nigga, will fuck your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's terrorist's another man's arab
I'm a bad man bitches
I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody I'm right here
Hide and go seek champion 12 years
I'm selling you slurpees at 7/11
Up in Dearborn chilling with Saddam and his mothafuckers
I lead a Syrian rebellion mothafucker
I'm in New York on welfare mothafucker
They be like "you must pay for 9/11"
I'm like "Bro, can I pay you in Trident Layers?"
I give you free Chili gift card and a bootleg Iron Man 3 and a Angry Birds t-shirt
I call that a gift from me to your nation
I call that a full 9/11 compensation
Now we're squared up
And the Kardashians have always worked for me
I just wanna get that cleared up
Anyone you see with a turbin is workin' for me
Will we ever see middle east peace?
Nigga please
They'll always be 1 or 2 jihads at least
Watch me spit a flow bro (Here we go)
I got back hand like Macklemore (What)
A bitch walk up and I smack a whore
I'm gonna pop some caps
Homie got dynamite in my jacket
I'm I'm Osama
Get ready for the summer
Shit's about to blow up
I wear the baddest robes
I chill with bad ass bros
Like David Allan Coe, Al Assad, and Camel Joe
I wear the baddest bombs
I kill americans
I win the marathons
Taylor Swift has camel toe
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
Let me fly Air Force One
(Oops)
Thank you
First I need to thank, Jesus
Without him there could be no 9/11
I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama [clears throat]
Obama, sorry hummus in my throat
Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name
And thank you R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly
Thank you
Oh and the fans, thank you to the fans
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I'm Not Racist
First off girls are bitches.
I´m starting this song with
burning some bridges.
I don´t give a shit
if I never get rich
cause gays that rape kids
run shop business.
Catholics batshit crazy old fascists.
I see them guard more pedophiles
than hassidim in Reseda
and PETAs are cracked out asshole eaters
protecting animals
with their penis
believe this
each dude in congress
sleeps with each bitch
laughin at people that eat shit.
And the president won´t let us
in the level of his bedroom.
He sits and takes
orders from the Devil
I´m not racist
I hate everyone
We´re all the same thing
everyone´s a monkey yo.
I´m not racist
I love everyone
we´re all amazing
one love!
Mexicans,
can´t help but to
get a bit upset with them
send them back
they just come
jump the fuckin´ fence again
let us in
we´ll cut your grass
half price
we pick lettuce
real nice
like Asians
with the rice.
Look at the whites
afraid of their own shadow
cause it´s black
white trash smoking meth
instead of crack
when did blacks
get whack?
it started with Simmons
in the yoga pants
now rappers dress
like women
the food at Ayreb restaurants
is great, but your money gets sent
to some towel head of state
but the food is
too good to pass up
it´s true the worse of culture treats women
the better the food.
I´m not racist
I hate everyone
We´re all the same thing
everyone´s a monkey yo.
I´m not racist
I love everyone
we´re all amazing
one love!
For today all.
